Constitution Day Interrupted by ‘Mad Carroter’

FOREST C. FERRELL

The 16th of November likely means nothing to you. To Ridgelantics, you may know it as the day that our constitution was adopted. But for Forest C. Ferrell, the president of Ridgeland, it’s now forever a totally different story.

On 16 November 2023, at around 2:30 in the afternoon, President Forest C. F. and Tukuntic Governor Drew Tucker were engaged in conversation over the Autonomy of Tukundy, walking along their middle school’s track. Minutes later, Ferrell is hit on the back by a baby carrot by [REDACTED], an associate to Tucker. Immediately, Tucker steps up and begins accusing multiple witnesses at the scene of throwing the carrot, such as Ferrell’s personal bodyguard, Landon V., before Ferrell finds another carrot on the ground, presumably thrown towards him.

[REDACTED], who is wearing a sticky note labeled “IM STADING [sic] ON BUSINESS” is immediately questioned after he eats a carrot from his pocket, before running from the scene while throwing his last carrot at Tucker. After two P.E. Teachers drive by in a golf cart, the chase is stopped and [REDACTED] is apprehended. After a brief debate among a quickly-mustered jury, the ‘Mad Carroter’ is penalized with a restraining order not allowing him within twenty feet of Forest C. F., and six feet of Drew Tucker.

Simultaneously, but unrelated, multiple school officials engaged in a drug bust in the main building of the school, finding and confiscating multiple Cannabis edibles from a student who’s identity is currently undisclosed. Despite not being related to the Mad Carroting, it only further springs this incident into popularity, and gives leeway for some unfavorable conspiracy theories.